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Uncle Swan Con Todo

by Uncle Swan

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TokyoVince 🕹hilariously fun and deeply topical. Uncle Swan is the ultimate weekender. He cooks up tasty tune 🌮 tacos in his garage studio. I’ve been looking forward to this album drop since before the rona. Thank you 🙏🎉😄 Uncle Swan Con Todo!
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1.
Damnum Emergens- Anthony Binsacca I think I need a trademark, a slogan and a logo I think I'm gonna register, and sue you if you use it I think I'll hire a scumbag to run my corporation Force my product on you, and sue you if you use it Gonna sue you if you use it I think I need a spokesman, or maybe animation Think I'll run some ads and make you think I'm a sensation A pop in the eye every chicken that you buy If Tucan Sam's a brand Frankenberry is the man! McBillion more you buy, McBetter you McFeel About your crappy meal, and your free McFatty refill I think I need attorneys, prepare for litigation I sold you all sensation, gonna sue you cause you use it! Ooh yeah baby blue yeah baby you yeah Gonna sue ya! I think I'll climb a mountain and push you all back down it and blame you if you break it, and sue you if you use it "Goddammit baby you know you lied to me I'm only gonna tell you one time" -Chorus of David Lee Roth paraphrasers
2.
Tycoon 04:03
Tycoon- Anthony Binsacca You’re addicted to money You just want more You’re addicted to money
 You just don’t care how you get it it doesn’t matter It’s all you ever wanted It’s all you ever needed It’s all you desire Not a life of love Not a life of giving But a me of me Did you jack off in space? Did it hit your face? You’re addicted to money The color of money The smell of money The almighty dollar It makes you dizzy It makes you tingle
3.
The Bad Luck Kid- Anthony Binsacca Just another problem for the bad luck kid He brings you down Always seems to have just a real hard time It brings you down So you won't be around The problems heap and pile for the bad luck kid The more it piles The more they scatter ties Burns his bridges with his spite It brings him down that they don't come around It's a never ending tale It's a string of real bad luck It brings him down The fingers point at him like he is just some karmic fuck It brings him down 'till you can't come around Just another heartbreak for the bad luck kid It brings him down It's so easy to be stepped on when you're on the ground It brings him down And no one comes around They watch him on the ground They throw a life preserver just tow him behind the boat It brings you down to have him hang around So, watch him as he drowned Well, it's just another problem for the bad luck kid
4.
The Lost Capacitor- Anthony Binsacca You're not alternating Your energy is fading Capacitance is waning Outside margin of error No accumulation No polarization Insulation is leaking Decoupling is pairing Your signal is failing
5.
Flip Two Birds- Anthony Binsacca Check in to room number eleven As I flip two birds Been a long time since I flipped two birds Sometimes I just have no words Amygdala reaction is fine 
See you flee as I’m flipping mine Flipping my birds Sometimes at an intersection Drivers come with bad intention Don’t give me time to make a selection 
So I flip two birds I Usually act with determination Try to make a human connection
 Until your bad transfiguration 
Now I’m flipping two birds Check in to room number eleven
 As I flip two birds
6.
Three Steves 02:55
Three Steves- Anthony Binsacca I got three brothers
 They’re all named Steve 
One named Steve
 Another one’s Steve
 Third one’s Steve
 They’re all named Steve
 It’s easy to remember, They’re all named Steve.
 One called Stephen
 Other one’s a Sage
 3rd one’s a Baumer
 Take it to the stage
 Of all three brothers 
Steve is the best 
It's easy to remember 
They’re all named Steve And when they’re all together 
Conversations are interesting 
“Hey Steve!” Three heads are turning Three Steves, one fire is burning
7.
1972 oz Steak- Anthony Binsacca Country road's a callin' and I want to get a rollin' Way out on the highway floating up into the sky Feeling kind of hungry and I think I call it munchies Said it was a good strain for those with bad digestion Now I got a question, and I wonder, can you feel it? Or do you want another? Baby stomach starts to thunder Keep your eyes red and ready for a place to eat steak Chicken fried Take a seat I'll call your number, get ready for fiesta When you finish with the special you get ready for siesta Fake it 'till you make it, don't you work on your technique now You're already too deep, gotta cut with knife and fork. Ow! How to get it down after choking half a pound You're feeling like a cow as your heart begins to pound Did you bite off more than you could chew When you ordered the steak?
8.
Pick Your Battles- Anthony Binsacca If you don’t have anything nice to say Better keep it to yourself, baby A lesson in life that we never learned Heat of anger, emotional distraction Released a beast in a moment of passion Open up our mouths instead of our minds We killed the moment, the words are the slayer It’s a drowning time, pulled down by the weight of the things we said Memory sucks, pulls back to the failures Repeat mistakes, a comedy of errors Repeat mistakes, F bombs are flying No bodies burned, but souls are dying Speak your mind it will set you free Works for preachers on TV It doesn’t work for you and me Lost in translation everything is burning “The quality of decision, 
is like the well-timed swoop of a falcon, 
which enables it to strike and destroy, 
Strike and Destroy its victim.” – Sun Tzu
9.
Quiero una tostada Quiero una tostadita

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In memory of Ernest James Bartlett

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released December 23, 2021

Music/ Lyrics*, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Vocals, Cover: Anthony Binsacca

Engineered and Produced by Anthony Binsacca at Tulip, Oakland CA except tracks 7 and 9 Engineered by Anthony Binsacca at Tulip,
and David Hughes at Shine on Studio, Oakland CA

Anthony Binsacca © 2021




* Chorus of sort-of David Lee Roths track 1
* Quoting Sun Tzu end track 8

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